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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

08.06.2025 00:54

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

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Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!